To All The Bigots / Haters / Racists

Well... here we go... I KNOW Im going to get ripped on for this.........

To all you racists, homophobes, right-wing extremists, and pretty much every hate group out there:

These next comments will blow your mind, change your life, and hopefully make you think.

To the racists:

There is a good chance that:

-Your clothes you wear... yeah.. the ones on your back... were either made by, exported by, handled by, or sold to you by Asian descendents. Better start growing your own cotton, hypocrite.

-Many of the Largest corporations in the world have an african american/ black chairman/vp/president heading the company. Better stop buying stuff.

Some of the inventions/achievements of African-Americans:

-Dr. Charles Drew: Inventor of Blood Banks

-Thomas J. Martin: Inventor of the fire extinguisher

-Alexander Miles: The closed-door elevator system we use today

-Andrew Beard: The couplers that connect train cars when they are bumped into each other (still used today)

-John Love: The pencil sharpener

-L.P. Ray: The Dustpan

-Henry Brown: Cash Register

-The banjo, a down-south "hilbilly" instrument, originated in Africa

-Quincy Jones has won more Grammys than ANY other record producer. 

To the homophobes:

There is a good chance that:

-One of your favorite TV show stars or co-stars a gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual actor/actress;

-The music you like probably has a pretty large gay fanbase.

-1 out of 5 people are gay/lesbian/bi

-Some of the greatest works of art, architecture, clothing lines, and marvels of the modern world were headed by homosexuals.

Some famous homosexuals:

Pedro Aldomovar, filmmaker
Alexander the Great, conqueror
Hans Christian Andersen, writer
Marshall Applewhite, cult guru
Joan Armatrading, singer
Sir Robert Baden-Powell, founder of the Boy Scouts
Joan Baez, singer
Sandra Bernhard, actor
Mr. Blackwell,  fashion critic
Dirk Bogarde, actor
Chastity Bono, daughter of Sonny Bono and Cher
David Bowie, musician [bisexual]
Marlon Brando, actor [heteroflexible]
Susie Bright, sexpert
John Brunner, science fiction author
William S. Burroughs, writer
Julius Caesar, caesar
Truman Capote, writer
Marilyn Chambers, actor
Traci Chapman, singer
Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney
Margaret Cho, comic [heteroflexible]
Montgomery Clift, actor
Kurt Cobain, singer [bisexual]
James Coco, actor
Roy Cohn, Joseph McCarthy's henchman, Mob attorney

Colette, writer [bisexual]
Hart Crane, poet [bisexual]
James Dean, actor [bisexual]
Ellen DeGeneres, actor
Emily Dickinson, poet
Divine, actor
Matt Drudge, columnist
Andrea Dworkin, feminist 
Brian Epstein, managed The Beatles
Sergei Esenin, poet [bisexual]
Melissa Etheridge, singer
Rupert Everett, actor
Harvey Fierstein, actor
Malcolm Forbes, businessman [bisexual]
Jodi Foster, actor
Barney Frank, congressman from Massachusetts
David Geffen, Geffen Records [bisexual?]
Jean Genet, felonious playwright
Boy George, singer
Sir John Gielgud, actor
Allen Ginsberg, poet
Cary Grant, actor [bisexual]
Merv Griffin, television mogul
Hadrian, Roman Emperor
Rob Halford, singer, Judas Priest
Keith Haring, artist
Nina Hartley, actor [bisexual]
Todd Haynes, filmmaker
Anne Heche, actor [bisexual]
Doug Henning, magician [if not gay, downgrade to fabulous]
Pee-wee Herman, actor
David Hockney, artist
John Holmes, porn actor [bisexual]
J. Edgar Hoover, longtime head of the FBI.
Rock Hudson, actor
Javed Iqbal, hunter of street urchins
Elton John, musician
Jasper Johns, artist
Jim Jones, cult guru [bisexual]
Billie Jean King, tennis player
K.D. Lang, singer
Charles Laughton, actor
Ralph Lauren, fashion designer
Ursula LeGuin, author
Leonardo da Vinci, genius
Liberace, pianist
Greg Louganis, Olympic diver
Paul Lynde, Hollywood Square
Robert Mapplethorpe, photographer
W. Somerset Maugham, writer [bisexual]
Armistead Maupin, writer
Joseph McCarthy, Senator and persecutor
Sir Ian McKellen, actor
Freddie Mercury, singer, Queen.
George Michael, singer
Michaelangelo, Renaissance man
Harvey Milk, gay rights activist and martyr
Morrissey, singer
Martina Navratilova, tennis player
Sir Isaac Newton, scientist and celibate homo
Sinead O'Connor, singer
Rosie O'Donnell, talk show host
Joe Orton, playwright
Camille Paglia, author
Gilles de Rais, nobleman
Charles Nelson Riley, actor
Rimbaud, poet
Cesar Romero, actor
Eleanor Roosevelt, first lady of Franklin D. Roosevelt [bisexual]
RuPaul, drag queen
Sappho, poet
Dick Sargent, second Darrin on Bewitched
Dan Savage, advice columnist
Matthew Shepard, martyr
Siegfried and Roy, magicians
Richard Simmons, fitness guru
Socrates, philosopher [bisexual]
Annie Sprinkle, sexpert
Gertrude Stein, author
Jeff Stryker, actor
Andrew Sullivan, conservative gay columnist, barebacker
Pëtr Ilich Tchaikovsky, composer
Scott Thompson, comic
Billy Tipton, jazz musician, lifelong male impersonator
Andrew Tobias, writer
Alice B. Toklas, cookbook author
Lily Tomlin, actor
Pete Townshend, The Who [bisexual]
Alan Turing, genius
Gus Van Sant, filmmaker
Versace, fashion designer
Gore Vidal, writer
Bruce Vilanch, joke writer
Andy Warhol, artist [bisexual]
John Waters, filmmaker
Oscar Wilde, writer
Tennessee Williams, playwright

Stop hating and get on with your life, you losers.

-Toast