The Stranger

Ok... So I had to go do my daily bank run today. I'm getting out of my car, and this guy... this... fucking GUYYY stops me and says.. and I quote: "You knowwww...you really should keep your car clean, being black and all, because the road dirt will really mess up your clear coat..Make it look grey."

I reply..."Wait a minute... what did you just say?"

He says: "I said.. you should.." (I cut him off)

"I know what you said, I just wanted to make sure that the king of all that is acceptable was really talking to such a humble servant of his kingdom directly."

People need to mind their own business.